CIRCLE OF LIFE (Storyline)

Retro City Rampage DickX is a game that cannot be called a game. This shit was clearly created by crooked-armed degenerates, otherwise I can't understand such wretchedness of this shit. This whole game is stupidly trying to survive on Easter eggs alone, there is nothing original in it, even the plot in this garbage is one solid Easter egg without any drop of originality. And this makes this game one of the most boring games in the world, since the game does not provide the player with almost nothing, there is nothing to do stupidly, the missions are boring and monotonous, like the whole plot. Although there are a lot of battles with opponents in the game, but shooting and melee are done terribly, killing opponents does not give any pleasure, the enemies themselves are very primitive, behave absolutely the same, even with different weapons. Graphically, the game looks bad, even though I love pixel graphics, but everything is too contrasting and the pixels are too large, which is why the eyes just flow out. The developers tried to mow under the old games and they succeeded, in 6 hours of the game she managed to crash 4 times. As a result, we can conclude that the creators tried to make the "greatest masterpiece", but in the end they shit themselves, because they probably just wanted to cut down more money from our nostalgia and at the same time did not show a drop of effort. This can be understood by the fact that this stub of code costs 349 rubles, fuck, for what?! For a fucking 20 megabytes of pointless diarrhea?! Even a Terrarium costs 100 rubles cheaper, although it has much more features! Are the creators of this hacker by any chance imitators of Apple? And then here that those greatly inflate the prices that these. In short, it's better to play the old GTA 2 than this shit, and it will be more fun. P.S. If you are reading this, then I recommend that you do not waste your efforts on this wiki, since this game is garbage and is not worth your opinion. P.S. If you disagree with me about something, then PLEASE WRITE IN the COMMENTS UNDER THIS PAGE. And by the way, "Don't like it, don't play" is not an argument, but a sign that you have nothing to answer, since the truth hurts your eyes and you are afraid to admit that you agree with me. No, seriously, I'm crucifying you here, sorting out the game on the shelves, talking in detail about every flaw, but instead of explaining in the comments what exactly I'm wrong, you just said "Don't like it, don't play." An excellent argument of the level of a ten-year-old girl who, because of all her strength, will defend her beloved vyser, despite the reinforced concrete facts that lead her! Dude, I'm trying to make you open your eyes and realize that your whole game is the laziest one ever made. Just imagine what the game will be like if you remove all the Easter eggs from it, while not adding anything new? That's right, no! There will be just emptiness! The only thing this game lives on is Easter eggs. Without them, the game would be just boring shit. After all, its creators are too lazy to invent something of their own. Apparently, they think the players are idiots if they thought it was enough to throw a ton of Easter eggs to make their game popular. No, dear, that's not how it works! Even a parody doesn't work that way, so in a parody everything that happens is usually ridiculed. And here what? A circus with horses, which is presented in all seriousness. I can't call it anything else. It is with all this that I just want to tell you the whole truth that in fact this game is just a lazy way for big uncles to earn more money from nostalgia for those times. The developers had a chance to make an interesting game if they continued to make it for the NES. But no, they decided to obey the fashion and made a typical pop indie game for idiots, spitting on an interesting adaptation of old GTA games for the NES. But if, even after all these explanations, you answer me "Don't like it, don't play," then you probably don't know how to take any criticism of your "divine creation" at all. If you can think everything adequately, then, for the last time, please respond to all my criticism in the comments, otherwise I will also "spoil" all the articles on this wiki with my cruel, but truthful truth.

PLOT
The Player returns to his girlfriend’s home to have some “iced tea” and she tells him she is pregnant. The Player refuses to believe the child is his, and she opens fire on The Player, killing him and sending him to the underworld. The Player wakes up in the afterlife and meets the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper offers to bring The Player back to life if he can cover his shift. The Player must kill a civilian marked on each block in the allocated time. After completing the mission, The Player is bought back to life and the mission ends.

The Player returns to his ex-girlfriend to confront her. After realising she is insane, she tells The Player she is marrying him. The Theftropolis Sprint Tag Team arrives and hauls The Player off to the chapel for a force marriage. The Player defeats the athletes and the mission ends.

STAGES

 * 1) Baby’s Ghost Daddy
 * 2) Shotgun Wedding Run

TRIVIA
None